Divagation

Perhaps I have been unfair to you, loyal readers, in not fully explaining myself. Yes, yes I understand maybe you're angry. I understand you may be frustrated. I understand you may be undressed as well, and I most definitely urge you to please attain some clothes and place them onto your body in such a way that they are either A, back in place and as they were prior to your confusion and resultant undressing, or B, simply laid upon your body so that I do not have to sit here and think about staring at your rather disgusting nudity (well, you hotties can do whatever the heck you want, if you're hot, then you deserve privileges like these seeing as how you are a part of a higher social class).

Seeing as how this blog is not only written by a hottie, but caters exclusively to hotties, I suppose it is only fair to mention that all of you loyal readers have the aforementioned privilege of reading this "in the buff", or "nek'd" as some prefer to say. Regardless of what you are wearing, or not wearing in some cases (I'll keep my fingers crossed), I believe that we can all agree that I have digressed to a borderline unacceptable degree. Of course, many of you who are rather..."au courant"...would not understand whether or not I was on topic simply because I irresponsibly did not list any form of agenda or even give the slightest hint of the direction I was trying to steer in so as to make my point (if you are a loyal reader, you might not be expecting a point anyway, so there is a good chance this particular stream of logic, or at least the very existence of any form of logic in itself is already to be considered moot...). Before I taper off the plane of our current discursion, I should make this last statement about how anyone not reading this, is most likely not a hottie, so I would ask that you put your clothes back onto your body for wearing purposes. I think you are gross, whoever you are...and you have bad taste for not reading this...don't start though because you will totally screw up my statistics of having a 100% hottie readership.

I have not fully explained myself in regards to previous postings of mine that may have damaged some image of me that you may or may not have developed, and in the latter case, if you have not yet developed any sort of image of me that has been damaged, you may choose to develop one at this time so you can participate and not feel as left out as you currently are. Now, because I am sure that some of you readers who have yet to develop any images would love to take this time to do so (and yet, for some odd reason, find yourself still reading instead of actually stopping to perform the previously mentioned development, despite my giving you extra time), I feel it would only be appropriate to make sure that all of us who already have an idea of who I am--or at least seem to be--have something to do while we wait for everyone else to catch up.

In terms of something to do, how about we just sit quietly? I think that would be best, if we just wait while we wait. There are several benefits to this approach, one being that I do not have to think of something else to do. This helps keep my stress levels down. By having my stress levels at a minimum, you are assured to have a great, calm man to continue to idolize in your spare time. Furthermore, by sitting quietly, you now have spare time to continue to idolize me. I suppose that the greatest benefit, however, is simply that we won't disturb the others who are currently damaging an image that they have now (hopefully) developed.

Now that we are all on the same page, which we should be, if not, please move your eyes from the end of this sentence back to the first sentence at the very top of this article and continue from there. I would like to fix the damage that should have been caused by my previous postings by making an honest statement:

Please fix the damage of my image that may have arisen from previous postings.

This is a very honest statement in that, I am not lying when I ask you to do this for me, so please do it.

What damage?, you might find yourself asking. Well, if you don't know what kind of damage, then please move your eyes from the end of this sentence back to the first sentence at the very top of this article and continue from there. Now that you have reread the article and developed an image of me while successfully damaging it, or at least damaged an image of me in your spare time (which should have been used to idolize me), please fix it.

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Did we accomplish anything at all? I hope so. I always hope so...but probably not.

I am not currently wearing anything on my feet, but at the same time, I just woke up from a nap, and I'll most likely be heading back to sleep, so I will be putting my Dream Shoes back on, which, honestly, aren't even really shoes, just a metaphor for me returning to my deep slumber.

Goodnight everyone! I love you very very much!